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Christmas Competition - Banter Clause

Simon Smith - Wednesday, December 09, 2015
Now that our Christmas/cow jokes competition is well underway, we've decided to bring you the best (and worst) jokes we’ve had so far! So here’s our little selection, the good, the bad and the ugly. Merry Christmas, and a Happy Moo Year!

CHRISTMAS

HARRY WILSON:
Q: What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
A: The Christmas alphabet has Noel

JAMIE:
Q: How do Santa’s employees have to register their tax returns?
A: Elf assessment

GRAEME BARDSLEY:
Q: Who is Santa’s favourite singer?
A: Elf-is Presley

COW

OLLIE WILSON:
Q: Why does a milking stool only ever have three legs?
A: Because the cow has the udder!

LEE CLARK:
Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs shorter than the others?
A: Lean beef

REBECCA PEARSON:
Q: What's a cow's favourite holiday?
A: Moo Year's Day

LIANNE ROLLINSON:
Q: Why was the cow afraid?
A: Because he was a cow-herd..!!!

ALAN BOUND:
Q: Did you know that you cant't tell a good joke about cows?
A: Everyone's herd them all before!

SIMON STEBBING:
Q: What do you call a cow that has just given birth?
A: De-calfeinated!

Thank you to everyone who has contributed, keep them coming! Competition closes Monday 14th December. If you don't want to risk not getting a Christmas hamper, you can get yours here!


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